Sometimes it’s more appropriate to darn than to stitch or sew…
Category: Life Skills
Poison High School Tacos
Sometimes you eat something delicious and then weird stuff happens to your butt.
Being Sherlock
Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be Sherlock Holmes?
The (fine print) Cost of ‘Pain Relief’, courtesy Johnson and Johnson
“Your minor abrasion might hurt less, but…”
Paint your Socks
Walking on paint in your stocking feet can be a good thing
Food Salvage: Smoothy
Sometimes you’re surprised when you don’t get diarrhea
Buying Boobles and Finding Bob: Adventures in Bureaucracy
There is a lady sitting alone in a room with no windows, looking at an old telephone, waiting for someone to call. She grants booble permits, and you are trying to buy a booble. But the secretary lost her number, and nobody talks to her at lunch, so nobody knows what she does. She gives…
Bad Bread
Sometimes, food goes bad. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t food.
Finding Bob
Perhaps you’ve found yourself living in a building that doesn’t offer recycling service. You could navigate the labyrinth of bureaucracy all day long and not find any reliable answers. Are buildings required to offer it? Does it cost money? How do you get a blue box? Why did every person I spoke to give me a…
Tie your Shoes (together)
When they’re not on your feet, they should be tied together. Not only are they less likely to get lost or separated, but the functional gains can be considerable.
