“Your minor abrasion might hurt less, but…”

BOOKS: weird earth, by Donald R Prothero
The Author does a great job of convincing the reader that they are better of reading the reference material instead of the book itself.

Paint your Socks
Walking on paint in your stocking feet can be a good thing

The Aryan Pirate
Bitter Lemon Soda, Rum, and Blueberries

Food Salvage: Smoothy
Sometimes you’re surprised when you don’t get diarrhea