If it’s too hot for your hand, then it’s too hot for your mouth. Why do these exist?
Continue reading “The Corn-on-the-Cob Holder Paradox”
“So you mean to tell me that whenever I withdraw money in a foreign currency, the official exchange rate can be ignored and any amount of money can be taken from my account? And I have no way to determine what that rate will be before I withdraw the money, and I will have absolutely no recourse!?”
“Um. . . Yes.”
Continue reading “Ignoring Spot (the exchange rate, not the dog)”
Semi-Automatic Rifles were present on Commercial Drive on Car Free Day. They made a lot of people uncomfortable. What was the point?
Continue reading “Car Free Day a less Care-Free Day when there are Big Fucking Guns on the street”
Upon brooding on the subject of nuclear proliferation, I soon found myself musing on the lameness of the Winter Olympics. . . and a superior alternative.
(A solution to the threat of impending armageddon, however, did not present itself)
Continue reading “Fuck the Olympics. Enter: The Futility Games”